Beasty

So I'm at my desk this morning and I look up and I see the back of someone. I don't really recognize this person. This person has long, ratty, wild hair and a humongous ass. This person scrambles away, and I don't get to see their face. I'm a bit bewildered. Who was that? What are they doing here? Where did they come from?


A little while later, I see out of the corner of my eye, over the wall of my cubicle, some more of that wild hair, and a pair of big creepy eyes underneath. OMG it's Lorraine!

Yes, today, she took her hair down and holy crapola people, it was like I was in some new universe where drag queens and centaurs procreated and made a whole new breed of.....beasts.

Yikes.

If only I could take a photo for you. But that would be so very dangerous, and probably illegal.

So instead I made this. I apologize for the crudeness, I am no artist. But this is what has been in my head all day, as that beast lumbered around the office, bossing people around and guffawing at her own jokes. Also, I realize that looks like some kind of bowler hat, but it's supposed to be her infamous safari hat, it's the best I could do.

Until next time...